You Over Did It At Thanksgiving If.
You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses.
Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.
The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 14' boat!
The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland.
Your "Big Elvis Super-Belt" won't even go around your waist.
You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.
You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday.
Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.
That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.
Your wife wears a life jacket at night in your waterbed.
Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
It looks like the left-overs are going to last until Christmas.
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