Lynn: Ollie, do you have any grand kids?
Ollie: Yup, sure do.
Lynn: How many do you have?
Ollie: Yup, thousands.
Lynn: Well how old are you anyway?
Lynn: 362 !!!!!
Lynn: Well, how did you manage to live to be 362 years of age?
Ollie: I didn't die.
Lynn: I should have guessed. Let's get back to the grandkids. How many did you say you have?
Ollie: I got thousands of 'em.
Lynn: Wow. Well how many kids did you have?
Ollie: Yup. None?
Lynn: Well let's go back over this a minute. You said that you have thousands of grand kids.
Lynn: And you said you didn't have any kids yourself?
Lynn: Well how is possible that you have thousand of grand kids but never had any kids of your own.
Ollie: The wife had 'em.
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